Draco straightened and pretended he didn’t notice Alex making thumbs up at Zareth behind his shoulder. “Sunniva, yeah,” he said. “We’ve been married for about six months now. Most of those apart.”
“Which sucks hairy tgaio balls, by the way,” Alex added with a sigh and Draco nodded.
“But you know what the worst part is?” he said and Zareth shook her head. “No sex.”
Zareth laughed. “Is there an echo in here?” she asked, looking over her shoulder at Andie. “I didn’t think you were married? I mean, you talked about Sirius and I thought—”
“Okay!” Andie said loudly. “Look, I’ve been sick for a really long time – not exactly conductive for getting laid, okay, so just… drop it. Alright? Alex, wipe that ugly smirk off your fucking face.”
“Andie and Sirius, sittin’ in a tree,” Alex sang. “K-I-S-S-gragkh!”
